Upside Down

If buttercups buzz'd after the bee

If boats were on land, churches on sea

If ponies rode men and if grass ate the cows

And cats should be chased into holes by the mouse

If the mamas sold their babies

To the Gypsies for half a crown

If summer were spring

And the other way 'round

Then all the world would be upside down!

that is a British song that was played when they surrendered to the Americans, i believe. but don't go quoting me. i found it odd, and therefore i liked it. 

but my favourite quote about up and down would have to be this:

'up is down. well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. why are these things never clear?"
-Captain Jack Sparrow

audios. :)